John's Jamz

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Here’s a video from the best and worst vacation I ever took. The best because it was, well, the best vacation I’ve ever had. My first time to New York.
The worst because on the last day, heck, more like the last minute, my wife realizes her wedding ring is missing. Needless to say, Miranda was completely devastated. She’s offered a large reward ($5,000) for anyone who can find it.

I am so happy to say that it has been found! Miranda will be reunited with her ring soon! I am so happy!

M- If you’re reading this, please don’t worry. I know you’re scared about your wedding band (and who wouldn’t be), but it will be found. I don’t know how, but I’m basically sure of it. Remember how that sandwich place we went to had the ring inscription right on the menu? The sandwich with the prosciutto, sopressata and fresh mozzarella? Odd little things like that. Serendipity, babe.

S to the igh.


My wife’s wedding band is still missing. Trying to stay positive, but  Times Square is just such a big place. Like finding a needle in the world’s biggest haystack. Anyway, this holiday has, obviously, been kind of a bummer for the both of us. I suppose we could just go out and buy a new one, but, then again, you can’t buy the memories. And that ring sure had a lot of memories associated with it. Seriously- if anyone has any idea where that ring might be please (please, please) let us know.

My wife spent the entire day online looking for her lost ring, and it’s no where to be found! We’re getting desperate here… Please help if you can. @lostgoldring

I mean really…who doesn’t like lemonade!

I mean really…who doesn’t like lemonade!

Our dog. Not for sale. 

Our dog. Not for sale. 

Lost Gold Ring!

My Wife lost her wedding band during our time in NYC. Spent all morning RE-searching through the luggage  again.  And again. Really hope we find this thing.
She is posting all of her whereabouts from the trip on Twitter

Happy Anniversary!

Happy Anniversary! It’s been roughly two years since I tricked my best friend into becoming my wonderful wife. Love you, M.
I hear if you can make it here you can make it anywhere.  I’ve always loved this city. But it’s way better when you’re travelling with someone who knows their way around.

Apparently my wife has never made a paper snowflake? Whuuuut? Did you not have a childhood or something? Anyway we sat down today to correct this grave oversight.

Apparently my wife has never made a paper snowflake? Whuuuut? Did you not have a childhood or something? Anyway we sat down today to correct this grave oversight.

My grandfather smoked a pipe. I’m pretty sure my grandfather’s grandfather smoked a pipe. It was kind of a thing back then I guess. But me? Can’t pull it off. Pipes make me look all kinds of Sherlock Holmes ridiculous.

My grandfather smoked a pipe. I’m pretty sure my grandfather’s grandfather smoked a pipe. It was kind of a thing back then I guess. But me? Can’t pull it off. Pipes make me look all kinds of Sherlock Holmes ridiculous.